Category: working adult
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where is my inheritance so i don’t have to work anymore: part 4/x
if someone walks in with a phone in hand and appears out place, i do one of four things: confirm if there’s a food service ticket on the back counter before they inevitably put their phone in my face. ask if they’re looking for einstein’s which is two doors down. point them to our menus…
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where is my inheritance so i don’t have to work anymore: part 3/x
it should be no surprise to you but — i quit my last job. i figured that if i had fundamental complaints about a work environment after only being there for two months … i needed to cash in on my probationary period and dip. in 2020 there was a cacophony of applause for essential…
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where is my inheritance so i don’t have to work anymore: part 2/x
there’s this video of future islands performing on david letterman that i’ve watched a few times. their lead singer is sam herring who sings on one of my favorite records in recent memory called “time moves slow.” as an audience member, sam appears unassuming in an all-black ensemble fitting of a server … until he…
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where is my inheritance so i don’t have to work anymore: part 1/x
a man came into my job and told me to smile even though i was wearing a mask. here’s a letter to him. enjoy. —————– sir, it was 7:10 am when you and your terribly dressed cronies blatantly ignored the sign on the door that said “no mask, no service” and walked into my coffee…
Bryanna Beaman 